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This is a self portrait. I am 5'9" & over 300 pounds. I have huge dragon tattoos over my shoulders/chest. I am, to the mundane/muggle/norms/upraight gawd fearin' fowlks of the world, A Scary Lookin' Bitch. You should see the crosswired look I get from them when I'm knitting in public, it's rofl-worthy.

And I have a little tiny kitty sneeze. SRSLY. One of those big build-up ones that sounds like you're gonna get hit in the face with one of my LUNGS, OMG...then...*snit*. All my friends tease me about it, and my 5'2" mother claps her hands together and pats her thighs like she's calling a puppy: "C'mon! Big girl sneeze! C'mon!". I come from smartasses on BOTH sides of the family, thx for asking!

Posting this today because I acheived neither Jack NOR diddly all weekend due to being jacked up by a cold/fever/plague *arfhackkofasnortwheeze*. And I've been meaning to put this up for a while per request by my darlin' friend Moonie *germ-laden snuggles*

K, I got nuthin else & I think my fever's coming back ughhh....
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~mamamoonie Nov 1, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
well, it's better than the hurricane barrages I come up with...managed to impress the doc with a series of 18 in rapid succession the other day!

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Mood: Amazed ~Inkerbel Nov 1, 2009
*Sandy & da chirrens go all googly eyed* 18, wowsers! Didja faint? My record is 6 & I had to sit down after that!

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inkerbel
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~mamamoonie Oct 27, 2009  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
LMAO, it's true!

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"Never whistle while you're pissing."--Hagbard Celine
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Mood: Pirate ~Inkerbel Oct 28, 2009
& it never gets old, does it? Made a stranger laugh on the bus to Boston. It was crowded, so he had to sit w/me. As we were pulling into South Station...*snit*! I heard him try not to laugh & said: "Go ahead & laugh, you'll just hurt yourself. I know what I sound like." He promptly started giggling...

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